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lmaoalien:

id be more likely to kill a human than an animal

boy: we even finish each other's s-
girl: steve buscemi
parents: you need to go out more
parents: you need to exercise more
parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents: why are you getting angry

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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foodchewer:

starbuckers:

i put the ass in casserole

why would you put your ass in the casserole

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder

ebuddies:

a series of unfortunate eyebrows

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

*accidentally goes to sleep at 5am*

ghoulinski:

imagine being talented and attractive wow that must be nice