lupita is the best
Interviewer: If you are a villain, you need to be intelligent. So I’ve got a riddle to see if you’re up to the task of world domination. [x]
*SIGH* A towel, guys. The answer is a towel.
A fish. Mother of god.
it would have been great if one of them said they’d throw in the towel
A towel why a towel i dont understand like a towel dried and then it’s dry and when it’s wet it gets wet like not the other way around I don’t understand all of their answers made sense but
A towel because it get wet when it DRYS you!! so when it drys you the water from you makes it wet!
This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.
i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
i swear i get uglier everyday