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mymindpalaceisatardis:

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

ladytron2000:

haveahiddles:

Interviewer: If you are a villain, you need to be intelligent. So I’ve got a riddle to see if you’re up to the task of world domination. [x]

*SIGH* A towel, guys. The answer is a towel.

A fish. Mother of god.

it would have been great if one of them said they’d throw in the towel

A towel why a towel i dont understand like a towel dried and then it’s dry and when it’s wet it gets wet like not the other way around I don’t understand all of their answers made sense but

A towel
What

A towel because it get wet when it DRYS you!! so when it drys you the water from you makes it wet! 

funnuraba:

fucking decimated

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

jachtjacht:

i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

i swear i get uglier everyday