when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
stark tower ⇉ avengers tower
Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.
Marvel’s Chris trifecta
Fan: I’m from Texas too actually.
Fan: I’m from Corpus.
Jared: Yeah girl, I was just in Corpus.
Fan: I know!
Jared: Whatcha doing here, guuurl?
parental figure: “sit like a lady”
A little gem from the ever educational Wall Street Journal
Sacrificing yourself for a greater cause can go either way
Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.
"When the movie releases, are you prepared to be a hero to thousands of kids? What would that mean to you?" [x]